So this completely innocuous post by astreamofstars
  took just a few short hours to turn into 2K+ words of Billy Keikeya as Evil Mastermind Dawn Summers.
There is so much wrong with me. So much.

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Insight into my boring life:  I usually think these things out on the elliptical.  Unfortunately I had minor medication weirdness which resulted in me not eating enough before my most recent workout, and therefore much verbosity and wackiness below.  You've been warned.

( The Oath )